Friday, November 7, 2008

The lord works in mysterious ways

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."



(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you
know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

Happy Halloween

One day your son comes home and say "hey Dad... Happy halloween" I am playing "devil"

Huh? everyday !, you going to play devil every day... OMG !!!

I have been trying to understand this kids nowadays, what so special about all this painful insertion into their skin to display themselves.

My son came home with a pin on his eyebrow, and my grandson curious wondering what was that... just pluck it out from his brows and he began to bleed... *sigh* why all this nonsense.

Gosh, not enough of human sufferings? they add more pain to those nipples. I am sure there are better ways to keep your locks and keys in a safer place. How about put them in your pockets...






How are you today?
Irrmmm frrshhine.. sssthank ssyouusss
blurp..blruppp..

Say shit?
ssshhhhhhhhiiisssss













Hey BILL !!
Isn't that guy your son?
No.. he was...











Now this is really handy, when your hands are full

Thursday, November 6, 2008

10-Star hotel

Fish trading is a global multi-million dollar business but that doesn't mean you travel and stay in style. Yes, in style but not the style you thought it should be..

Sometimes we have to stay in remote areas where there are no 5 star hotels but 10 stars..
The All-in One toilet in the hotel room.
Eerrrhh...Hot water?
What mirror? sink?
Sorry there isn't any room for that..
Luckily they didn't say you have to use the toilet bowl as a sink and a basin for your bath.
Take a look at the door, if you were sitting and producing your "things" make sure your room-mate don't open the door or else wham!!! *smash!!** you will be sitting inside the bowl with your legs in the air.. hahaha

This hotel is in central java along the coast where our source of fishes comes from and surprisingly there are quite a number of foreigners there.. sourcing for lobsters and crabs

Oops sorry about the title.. you have misread it.. its actually one.... zero Star hotel.. :)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The key to abundance

When we know how to use the key to abundance, we will never run out of food to eat. And here a kid shows how he does it... The magic bowl of milk that never runs dry :) hahahaha

Obama rules

Democrat Barack Obama wins the 2008 presidential election over John McCain, CNN projects, setting him up to become the first African-American to hold the nation's highest office.
Who would have thought, an African could hold the world's highest office and power.

This is really history, if we were to look back into American history, it's the day "a slave rules over their masters" If Abraham Lincoln was alive now, he would be saying "Did I over do it?"

Anyway, it's a good thing that race has been put aside as a criteria and people are now more aware that color is a thing of the past and that we need real changes to lead the world out of this bleak future...
CAN Obama do it? That is the question...
Now he faces the biggest economic task of bringing back the US & world economy.
What stimuli will he put in to inject and boost up the economy. He has to work immediately.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Surabaya, Indonesia.

After Bali, I flew to Surabaya which is on eastern Java beside Bali. My flight was delayed for almost 2 hours when we landed, straight to the hotel to check-in and off to dinner - a steamboat dinner cum meeting with clients and back to hotel and more meetings until mid-night...
Another one tiring day passed.

The next day, we drove down another 1 hour from the city to visited some factories and more meetings. Dinner with another batch of suppliers and more meetings..

"Jer Basuki Mawa Bea" are the words emblazoning the emblem of East Java. Translated. they mean that achievments are only won through sacrifice. This is certainly an appropriate motto, especially for the people of Surabaya. the 'City of Heroes'. whose history of struggle against foreign invaders is well known.
Surabaya is the commercial and administrative capital of East Java, a thriving business and industrial centre and the province's main port. Second only to Jakarta in size and importance, the city has a population of around 2.5 million residents. From the port area of Tanjung Perak ferries leave regularly for Madura, and air services to and from Surabaya's Juanda Airport connect the city with Jakarta, Yogyakarta, Bali and other parts of Indonesia.